WHY ARE YOU in Fresno?
Everybody has to be someplace. I do spent a lot of time in LA, though Boston is my favorite city.  I like Fresno and it's a good place to raise kids.  Look how well I turned out, but I'd move for the right reasons

ARE YOU WORKING?
Not much demand here for a literary agent.  I'm really just a "has-been", though that's better than being a "never was".  I'm now doing the internet consultant thing.

WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
November, I'm a Scorpio who seems to end up with Leo's...go figure.

ARE YOU A HAPPY PERSON?
Next question.

DO YOU LIKE SEX?
What's to like?  Couple times a month for a minute or so. Two, if I'm having a real good time.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Most of the time.  Oh, you mean about sex? Well, let's just say that I'm a great lover and leave it at that. I don't do "sport or casual sex...I can't afford the Viagra

WHAT MAKES A GREAT LOVER?
Communication! I have a suggestion box next to my bed. (But there's no way to open it)

WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU SEEK IN A MATE?
Born female and not on parole. Actually, I'm not seeking a mate any longer.

YOU'RE NOT?
Nope. I think it's time she sought me!

WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY CATS?
I don't have them, they have me.  I'm a sucker for cats and apparently the word is out in the neighborhood.

WHY DO YOU KEEP YOUR HAIR SO SHORT?
Actually it's long right now.  I usually keep it shaved.  I have a perfectly shaped head and I want the world to know it.

WHAT IF YOU REALLY WENT BALD? WOULD THAT BOTHER YOU?
Yes, I'd get a hair transplant, then shave it off.

I SEE YOU HAVE BALD WOMEN ON YOUR WEB PAGE.  YOU FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE?
Those gals would even be attractive wearing a mohawk with green fruit growing on it.! I thought it was unusual so I swiped them from the web.  Have no idea who they are but I'd be happy to buzz you.

DID YOU DO YOUR WEB PAGE YOURSELF?
Yes, I am a know-it-all.  It's a curse. Don't hate me because I'm smart.

HOW TALL ARE YOU?
Shorter than before my car crash in 84' which broke my back.  About 5' 10'' and before you ask, I weigh too much.  Probably about 215, which is more than I've ever weighed before....sucks.  I am working on it.

DO YOU SMOKE, DRINK OR TAKE DRUGS?
That's three questions.  I do not drink or take drugs.

 I'M LEAVING IF YOU LIGHT THAT THING.
Gotta match?
 

Did I mention I'm a great kisser?